How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!