How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you