What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture