What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!