How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber