Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.