Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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The Salivation Army.

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Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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No Jobs

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ICandy

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For the watch .

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Does that make you an iWitness?

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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He needed the dough.