What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.