What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.