Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!