Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."