Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.