How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.