What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what