When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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1%

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He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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She needed more concentration.

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Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Because it goes right out of your head.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.