When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."