Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.