Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52