What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens