What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens