How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.