How bad is it to poop your pants?

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants