How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.