What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.