What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.