What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...