What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on