What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...