What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.