What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird