What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.