What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.