What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.