What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.