What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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The US Presidential Campaign!

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......