What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.