Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.