What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.