What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.