How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.