Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence