What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)