What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!