Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.