What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.