What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.