What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."