How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.