Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right