Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"