Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...