What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too