Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
That's a waist of paper!"
A waist of paper.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
At a crow bar.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
An accountant !
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
