Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!