Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Moovie Jokes More Moovie Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection?

Gingervitus.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.