Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.