Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!