What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!