What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.