Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.