A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
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He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Jacket Chan
Moo-thai.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Wing Chun
Mooey Thai.
A: Steven Seagull
Judo
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
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The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
He wax off
Jack Daniels-san
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Briiiiines...
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Your grandma.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
Taxidermist: Stuff.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Jiu Jitsu.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
