Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.