Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.