Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.