Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!