Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.