Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.