Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal