Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.