What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.