What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace