What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.