What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin