Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.