Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.