Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board