Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.