Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.