Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.