What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe