How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for