How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.