How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )